oooh, they makes me so mad..
Posted on February 19, 2010
Politicians. Gah!
Somehow politicians everywhere over think the world owes them a living! I know they have to do a challenging job sometimes, but so does everyone else, but somehow they think they are better than everyone else and that’s what irks me the most.
I’ve just read in the Guardian that Sir Nicholas Winterton (aka Lord Chinless Wonder), an MP in the UK has decided that its outrageous that MP’s might be forced to travel in standard class on the train and not the luxurious tax-payer funded gilt-edged first class they are used to.
To add insult to injury, Lord Muck states that the reason for his complaint it that:
there are a “totally different type of people” in standard class.
He went on to say :
“I didn’t say they weren’t as good, but they are in a different walk of life. They are doing different things. Very often they are there with children.
Oh really, Sir Fuckwad, if you don’t want to mix with the hoi paloi, that’s your business and at your cost. How out of touch you have become.
He also says:
“MPs would not be able to get enough work done in standard class because of the noise and disturbance from children”
So, how is it that everyone else can work and survive the commute in cattle class, many working away as best they can for salaries and reward a lot less than yours, but somehow you can’t?
And then he rounds it off with
“So we are supposed to stand when there are no seats … I’m sorry, it infuriates me.”
Oh boo fucking hoo – you do what the rest of the population you’re supposed to be representing does and suck it up.
I think you’ve forgotten who pays your wages, mate.
With that kind of attitude, I think Sir Alan Sugar’s catchphrase is required.
You’re Fired.
films are back
Posted on February 18, 2010
Been sat on the latest lot of films for ages and I finally posted them off last week to get developed
I’ve been dreading it a bit – as I had a couple of Holga back opening incidents and the Diana Mini has frustrated me endlessly. Jay had a couple of films in there too, including from the equally brilliant and irritating Supersampler.
I popped up on the train to the lab after work and picked the shots up and had a natter with the lady who works there. Churchill Colour Labs – to give them a plug – do a great job and have an excellent gallery in their shop.
So, the results – as usual, the Holga irritates and amazes at the same time – I think this latest set of mine were less good than the last batch, but there were some interesting shots none the less.
And I’d forgotten I had the first shots from the new Holga wide-angle pinhole – they were underexposed, but then its a hit and miss thing with manually timing an exposure for 10 seconds. Is that under ideal light, or the light I have in front of me. Add a bit for luck and still not enough. Ah well, all good fun.
So, a taster of Holga goodness for you eager beavers
Footbridge over the Kwinana Freeway looking towards the centre of Perth
lights at the B52’s gig
(also captured here with the phone camera)
Taken with the Holga pinhole wide-angle camera – a little under exposed, but I love it none the less. Wide angle is AWESOME!
More pics to come in later posts, including from the Diana Mini (which overall disgraced itself, but there were a few corkers in the bunch)
Kite Surfing
Posted on February 14, 2010
Saturday afternoon I popped out to Shoalwater where the kite surfers hang out and took a load of photos.
It was earlier in the day than the last lot and there were a lot more kits out and the sun was higher leaving more blue sky to get decent shots against.
I usually just watch them for 15 minutes or so to see who the better kite surfers are and where the wind is blowing, thus where they are doing the best tricks. Then, I take a few shots, gauge the speed and the angles, the background behind the shots and how many other kites are in view.
Then I get right up close to the water and hope to engage some of the better kite surfers to show off for me ๐
Had a corking session this time – there were a couple of guys out who were noticeably more confident than most – one of whom was really happy to try to do tricks right in front of the camera. He came in for a few mins and I asked him to get as close as he dared so I could use the wide angle and get him really filling the shot – to which he obliged and I got some awesome shots! Hats off to you, mate – I didn’t get your name, but hopefully you’ll see this when I email you ๐
Chatted to another photographer who had one of those waterproof baggy things around his camera – he was standing (getting his toes bitten by crabs) chest high in the water getting some serious wide angle shots. I’ll see if he posts his stuff anywhere – it’ll look pretty intense I’d say.
Anwyay, for your viewing pleasure – kite action – I have so many I don’t know which ones to keep! This is about 1/2 the “keepers” from the session.
Saturday, Saturday..
Posted on February 14, 2010
.. but no fighting whatsoever..
Had a lovely day yesterday – Jay and Anja went down to see a friend so Pipes and I went to the beach for a swim.
It was a beautiful morning, very still and the sea was very clear and gorgeously warm. We splashed about for a while, avoiding the transparent teeny (but not stingy) jellyfish, then built some sand castles and tried to keep the waves at bay. The wind picked up, as it does here, around noon and we got some good waves to belly surf in before coming home.
I got sunburned, despite covering myself in cream – meh! my back is scarlet and very sore today. Bummer.
In the afternoon, I went to take photos of kitesurfers – had a really good shoot – (more on this in the next post) – all in all, a nice and productive day.
official wedding photos
Posted on February 11, 2010
Just checked our photographer’s Facebook site to find a sampler from our wedding photos – woo ๐
Not decided if I like the vintage processing or not – it’s really excellent in some of the shots though and I love the one with the texture.
That chick in the white dress looks HOT! Shame there’s that slightly chubby bearded bloke in 1/2 the shots though, he looks well dodgy!
We’ll get an album of proofs and some prints done – maybe in a few years we’ll save up for a wedding album too – they look lovely all done properly, but its a lot of money for us right now.
so, for your viewing pleasure –
advanced mathematics
Posted on February 10, 2010
Maybe not advanced, but to my brain, any kind of math is pretty advanced.
I had a big proposal to do last week and all over the weekend (as I might have mentioned once or twice in order to woo the sympathy vote, a tactic that appears to have been largely unsuccessful thus far) and a lot of it has been working out resourcing for the project and how much I think it might take to deliver.
Normally, this isn’t too difficult – it always involves a bit of guesswork and assumptions, but I’ve been doing this for long enough to have a fair idea of how much effort it takes to do something.
This project was a little different as it was a consortium bid – I wont mention names or projects.ย BTW, if you happen to have stumbled here from my LinkedIn profile via Flickr (well done, by the way :)) I hope what I have to say is appealing to colleagues and potential future employers alike.
Consortium are always interesting – each party has its own role to play and the prime contractor, in this case my company, has to assemble the team, the skills and technology and present the overall solution.ย Which is good, although a challenge when there are overlaps in ability and expectations – not so here though – well, ability, yes, but expectations, not so much
The problem I had, and this comes back to the original headline is the math.
The resource effort has to be worked out as number of days to deliver the project by phase and by task and by role.ย Makes sense – you would want to see where the effort and cost was going and what to expect.
Trouble is, I had one set of numbers for the project in man days.ย One set in $ and the other split between 2 roles and companies as a % of $
So, company A says to deliver task y, it costs say $50,000.ย That is performed by role 1 at $xx a day. However, to deliver task y as a whole, we know takes 3 companies, 4 different roles, one of which is expressed as a % of effort for role 1
It gets harder when task z is made of up of 2x $20,000 and 2x $10,000 blocks, plus $20,000 of role3
It took a whole week to unpick the numbers and work out how many days by whom were spent on which tasks and what that added up to in terms of day rates per task and per phase.
Then I discovered the customer wanted it per hour and I’d averaged out the 1/2 days and 2 hour fractions here and there to make the numbers easier but keep the cost the same.
Unpick the unpicking..
Red wine, however, and Excel spreadsheets on 4 hours sleep under pressure really does help.ย You know that good feeling that you have after the first drink?ย Be it a pint or a large glass of red wine – its the same – there’s a kind of energisation and focus of the senses.ย Its the very same thing that makes drinking so damn dangerous when it comes to driving, cos with the very next drink, that all does horribly wrong and that misplaces sense of power goes tits up big time.
Anyway, back to the topic – I wasnt driving and only had one glass of wine, but it really works!ย I managed to sort all the numbers out, balancing overall hours spent back to the original estimates and costs for 4 companies in the consorium and had the whole thing ready on time.
Happy bunny.
The next bit and resulting proposal assembly scramble wasnt so pretty and ended up with me working through the night for the whole weekend, and we submitted the bid with about 5 minutes to go before the deadline, but hey, in is in, right?ย LOL!
So yeah, if you’re like me and a bit number blind – have a glass of red, get Excel out and boom, job done in a couple of hours where days of effort before had gotten nowhere.
To current employer – it was tiring, but fun and I hope we win.
To future potential employer – you’re getting someone who knows his stuff really gets the job done, even if he needs a glass or two of red to help ๐
Heeeeeerrrrrs Johnny
Posted on February 9, 2010
*peers through hole in door made by axe”
Ok, nothing quite so dramatic or scary, but in other words – I’m back ๐
I’ve been a tad (understatement of the century – I worked 7 1/2 days, 18-20 hours a day) busy with work and haven’t managed to get to anything bloggy or flickry, only managing some tweets on my way to and from work-related places.
Well now I’m back on the case.ย My job does this sometimes, its quiet for ages and then all of a sudden, there’s a proof of concept to scope out or a proposal to write and its no sleep for a week.
Ah well, at Kurt Vonnegut always said – “and so it goes”
So, I have sooooo much to write about – well, I *had* things to write about, they’ve gone now, fresh out of my head!
I posted off a load of films today, so I should get them back in a week or so – I keep on saying this but somehow never manage – I MUST TAKE MORE SHOTS WITH FILM!ย There, do you think that’ll help?
Speaking of film, and one of my things I was going to write about that I can actually remember – I’m going to tell you all a secret.
The Lomo Diana Mini that I coveted so much and wanted for ages…well, it sucks, or as a friend of mine used to say – it blows goats.ย I can’t get to grips with it at all, the focus is annoying – no, impossible (I’ll come back to this) the shutter is so stiff the camera jumps when I click it, the counter doesnt work properly, it rips the film on the rewind and the film is now stuck on the advance.
so, screw you, Diana Mini!ย (of course, if the one film I did put through it comes back with brilliant shots I may change my opinion, but only if someone tells me how to get the damn film to advance!)
I did wonder if it was user error (although its a simple 35mm film camera – they’re not exactly hard to use) but no, I dont think it is.ย Its just badly built.
The worst thing about it I discovered a few minutes after getting it out of the box is the focus is impossible for anyone other than Japanese girls or children to use.ย I shall attempt to take some shots with the iPhone right now to show you
As you can see, the focus bit is actually the black inner lens – it rotates like you’d expect and there are convenient markings at the bottom and a handy little plastic pointer thingy so you know what its set to.
But herein lies the rub.ย Its teeny.ย I don’t have big fingers, far from it, I have pretty small hands, but then I’m only 5ft7, I’d look like a gorilla with big trucker hands.ย Anyway, back to the point – as you can see below – I can’t really get my fingers between the outer lens cover and the focus ring to turn it.
Its also really stiff, so often, not only can I hardly reach it, it wont fookin’ turn!
So, Diana Mini – you really suck!!
Don’t buy one, get a Holga – they rock*ย or a Superheadz Golden Half if you want 1/2 frame 35mm.ย I’m going order my GF on ebay this very week!
*although the foam inside the spool cavity in mine has come off and is now wrapped up neatly in one of the films I’ve sent off to the lab.
Next blog post – iPhone goodness, east meets west and when I went to meet the Lord.
But now, please excuse me, its wine o’clock.
be right back..
Posted on February 6, 2010
I’m flat out busy trying to complete a rather large proposal at the moment – this has meant working every waking hour all week and now all weekend.
Sucks to be me, huh?
It’s due Monday 11:30am Perth time, so if its not totally done by Sunday night (24 hours to go) then we’re in for an all nighter too.ย Not done one of those in a while.
I’m going to see Lord Christopher Monckton, Global Warming sceptic extraordinaire, on Monday night – after that, I’ll be back in form with:
1.ย Lomo Diana Mini, you blow goats
2.ย Red wine and spreadsheets, you know it makes sense
3.ย Saddle chairs, why they aren’t all that for a bloke
4.ย Simple Minds, where are you know?
and, finally,ย Florence and the Machine, I think I’m in fan-love.
Stay tuned.
As Jerry Springer would say..
Take care of yourself, and each other
we’re all going on a summer holiday
Posted on February 1, 2010
Well, when I say we, I mean Jay and I.
Due to the cost cost of the wedding and flights to have my kids over for Christmas, we didn’t have enough funds or time off to take a honeymoon straight after we got married.ย So, after some deliberation and an evening checking out hotels and stuff, we’ve finally booked the trip
– a long weekend in Melbourne
I’m excited – it’ll be the first place outside the general Perth area I’ve been in Australia.
Melbourne is supposed to be pretty cool and I can’t wait to go now ๐
So, if anyone that reads this blog hails from Melbourne – please give me some tips and suggestions for the not traditional tourist “must visits”
When I say not traditional – I don’t care about shopping or endless beaches (we have them over this side of the country too) – I care about the things that really make Melbourne and Victoria what it is.ย We won’t have a car, so no expeditions to remote places – city limits or train journey only ๐
And now, with the dulcet tones of Sir Cliff in my head, I’m off to dream of driving through Europe in a London Bus work
a day out
Posted on January 30, 2010
We went to Caversham Wildlife Park today.ย I love it when I see place names from England here, especially places I know – its even funnier when 2 places are next to each other here when they’re not in England.
Caversham is near Reading, south west of London and a place I know quite well.ย Caversham here is semi rural place where vineyards flourish, watered by the Swan River.
Anyway, I digress.
Its an hour or so’s drive, just past the place where we went to see the B52’s and the Proclaimers a month or so back.ย Its within a massive national park and is kinda tucked away and not very busy at all.
It was pretty warm today, especially inland where this place is – despite a good strong breeze it was 37 degrees – and we were out in the middle of the day.ย *phew*
The wildlife park was awesome, so many cool animals with lots of space to roam about – some of the animals were a little couped up, but most had acres of space – the birds especially.
The highlights (orgive me for all the photos, but these creatures were soooo adorable!)
a kangaroo enclosure where you could stroke and feed them.ย They were all born in the park so were used to and liked human contact, so getting up close was not a problem, unlike in the wild where they can be dangerous up close
a koala enclosure where you could get up close to the little sleeping cuddly bears and even stroke them.ย They were so adorable sleeping in all kinds of positions.
and my favourite – check out the guy on the left!
goats.ย goats are wicked – they love a good scratch behind the ears and really don’t want you to stop, even to the point of butting up against you to do some more, but being content to eat your bag or shorts if they can’t get more attention.ย I like goats, but they’d eat the sofa and the tv and the patio before a week was out.
sugar gliders – teeny little things laying on their backs fast asleep.ย Like little kittens almost, paws in the air, claws outstretched.ย Adorable
There were also hundreds of guinea pigs, furry bantams, pregnant sheep, a couple of camels, some wombats, wallabies, quokkas, Tasmanian devils, a bloody great golden orb weaver spider a giganormous pig and a donkey called Tommy that did tricks for food
We had a lovely picnic lunch, an ice cream and then wandered back home again.
Awesome day out!
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