A.T.G.A.N.I
Posted on January 5, 2011
All The Gear and No Idea.
Its a common problem. A newbie rocks up with many thousands of dollars of shiny new kit and has not a clue what to do with it.
You can find examples of this everywhere and in sports and hobbies of all kinds. Its an issue where people have lots of disposable income and somebody tells them (or maybe possibly hints at a kind of a compliment) they have an ounce of talent.
All of a sudden, they have dreams of being the next Lance Armstrong (cycling), Annie Leibovitz (photography) or Valentino Rossi (motorcycling) or Eric Clapton (guitar) and go out and spend as much as they possibly can on the very best equipment.
A flash, full carbon, dura-ace equipped bike, a top flight digital SLR and a brace of professional lenses and flash guns, a race replica motorbike or a Fender Stratocaster and Marshall amp and cab combo.
Whilst all the time have absolutely NO idea of how to use any of it.
I’m going to focus on cameras as it’s the thing closest to my heart (well, cycling is too, but I’ll leave that one alone)
I’ve seen this so many times. Someone takes a nice shot with a point and shoot camera, takes this as a sign of massive untapped talent, so spends thousands on a super DSLR, with which they promptly take hundreds of super high quality but utterly shite photographs, increasingly blaming the failures on the camera, the light, the subject, etc. Anything but themselves.
So, I’ll enlighten everyone.
Bar a few circumstances where professionals or serious amateurs will make use certain features, the camera makes almost NO DIFFERENCE to the result.
Yes, I know – you’re thinking this has to be wrong. Well, it’s really not.
An image needs to speak to an audience, to capture imagination, to stir the soul or heart, to provoke a reaction, to inspire and cause the viewer to stop and admire.
So, how many of those things has anything to do with equipment?
Clue: Pretty much none of them – its all to do with aesthetics. Which you can capture with anything, and in many ways, advanced technology actually works against this.
Yes, sure, sometimes you need a specific camera to do something – a long lens for wildlife or professional sport, an underwater housing for the best marine photography or a very low noise DSLR for low light portraits or weddings, but 99% of the time, the camera has nothing to do with it.
How many of the great shots that you have seen are due to the best quality smallest pixel, lowest noise and highest resolution?
Clue #2: None.
You know how I know this? I bought a Nikon D50 when I couldn’t get the right shots with my antiquated point and shoot. No additional lenses, I just spent time working out how it worked and made horrific mistakes, got way ahead of myself, got a reality check and kept on learning. Then I bought a D300 just after they were released. And it did pretty much nothing to improve my shots until I went back to basics and worked out what I wanted the camera to do for me.
I went through that trough of disappointment with digital and bought a Holga and a Trip 35 and even a Hasselblad 500C/M to teach myself how to read light, how to compose and how to take a good shot.
And I’m still learning.
My favourite shot? I’ve not taken it yet 😉
So go out, take photos with whatever camera you have to hand – the iPhone is a prime example of this – shoot, look for image you can see in your mind, create, experiment, learn to read the light, go back to basics, try film, polaroid. Do all of these things, even buy a second hand vintage camera from ebay to experiment. Look on Flickr for photos you love and work out what it is about that shot that moves you and try to replicate it.
Point and shoot cameras usually have enough manual settings to do most things. You know that Av and Tv mode you keep on looking at but never using? Ever used that macro mode on the point and shoot? Learn what they do and when to use them before moving on. Learn when to use a certain setting to control the end result.
But whatever you do, don’t go straight out and buy $5000 cameras and lenses to do any of that for you. I guarantee it’ll make no difference whatsoever if you don’t know what the camera actually does.
Its that time again
Posted on December 31, 2010
Yup, another year flashes past in a haze and it’s now 11:48pm, just a mere 12 minutes to go until 2011.
Its a bit funny really, the way we humans treat what is just an arbitrary date when all is said and done, with such significance. It’s the end of a year, the start of another cycle (although that kinda happens on the 21st December with the Winter Equinox if we’re being picky) and the chance to remember what’s happened since the last one.
This time last year I was at Perth airport with my two gorgeous kids, waiting for the flight to take them back home to England after an amazing 2 weeks and wonderful wedding. I’m about to speak to them again in an minute too, confuse them that its 2011 in Australia and 2010 in England 🙂
So the year was good really, nothing of any drastic significance happened, but that’s a blessing. Life changes so fast and it’s nice when it kinda stays the same for a bit.
So, Happy New Year, dear readers – hope 2010 was good to you and that 2011 is better in every way.
ttfn 🙂
Lull
Posted on December 29, 2010
Well, dear readers, I trust you all had a wonderful Christmas 🙂
Its that little lull in the proceedings, that odd time of the year now between Christmas and New Year when nothing much happens. Some people are at work, a lot of shops are shut on the Public Holidays that are in lieu of the Christmas weekend, but most people are kinda just mooching about waiting for their New Year parties!
I had a good day yesterday – I dropped little ‘un off to a friends house for a play date then headed down, yes, you guessed it, to Safety Bay. Well, it was blowing about force 5 against a crystal blue sky and 31C – how could I not! (and it’s the same again today)
As I drove up along the road, I could see the sky was full of kites – a very good sign that some decent riders would be there too.
And I wasn’t disappointed. A lot of the pros that are here for the summer season have teaching jobs with the local kite surfing school, so they’re all set, but generally they’re busy until the end of the day, but there were still plenty of really good guys there, including Aaron Martin, who I’ve met before and was kind enough to pull some moves again, Ian Curry-Lindahl, a young kite surfer from Belgium over on a 2 week holiday and also local rider Justin Brown
I stood in the water for 2 hours with the wide angle lens, got soaked and got some incredible shots that have taken the best part of a day to whittle down to a handful of the best pictures. So, here, for your viewing pleasure…kite surfing photo heaven!
First up – Aaron Martin
This guy is really up for some risky stunts – coming up close in relatively shallow water and taking off right over my head – pulling some crazy moves in the process. Even going as far to crack his head on the sand in only knee deep water. Big respect – got some fantastic photos, but man, you’re nuts!
Next – Ian Curry-Lindahl.
He’s such a nice guy, soft Belgian accent, big smile. He has also competed a few times on the PKRA pro circuit, so he’s no slouch with the kite, that’s for sure. He has a totally different style to Aaron, using his smaller build to his advantage to do quick twists and turns in the air, never going for the huge air, but rather focussing on the technical difficulty of the tricks. He was very good to watch, putting in a lot of energy into every move.
Lastly, one of the Safety Bay locals – Justin Brown.
This guy was funny, his sense of humour comes through in the faces he was pulling and the crazy tricks he was doing. He’s obviously been kitesurfing for a long time and he’s currently looking for sponsorship – he deserves it too – he was very entertaining to watch and clearly has a good time out on the water and in the air (he pulled one of the biggest jumps I have ever seen)
I have so many other shots from this session, but it’s so hard to choose my favourites!
Santa has been!!
Posted on December 25, 2010
Yes, I know, its early for most of the world, that’s one of the advantages of living this far east is we get things like Christmas and New Year before everyone else!
Just for reference, Perth is: (if my maths is correct)
5 hours behind New Zealand
3 hours behind Sydney
same time as Kuala Lumpur and Singapore
2 hours ahead of New Delhi
5 hours ahead of Moscow
7 hours ahead of Paris
8 hours ahead of London
13 hours ahead of New York
16 hours ahead of Los Angeles
soooo, we have quite a jump on a good chunk of the world.
We’re having a great Christmas so far – lots of super presents and chocolate and happy families and all that. I get to speak to my kids in England in about 6 or 7 hours – I can’t wait to see their little faces! This time last year, they were here with us in Australia and opening their presents in the lounge with their step sisters. This year has flown by – I can still remember flying out to pick them up as if it was last week.
Anyway – it’s 32 degrees here already, clear blues skies and hardly any wind – *phew* – time for a Christmas day dip in the Indian Ocean then I think 😉
So, wherever you are on this little planet of ours, I hope you all have a great Christmas Day with your friends and families, be kind to everyone you meet today – life’s too short for being crabby – this is a special day!
Brrrr, its a bit chilly
Posted on December 19, 2010
Yes, it’s cold, I might even have to put some jeans on.
All of you in the Northern Hemisphere, up to your necks in white global warming, are probably thinking:
“Ha, yeah right, you’re in Perth, I’ve watched some cricket (ok, it’s pretty unlikely that any Americans would say the last bit as cricket is as foreign to them as baseball is to the rest of the world) – it looks pretty warm down there”
Ok, I’m being a wag, I’ve just had the old crappy useless evaporative air conditioning unit replaced with a new big monster one and it’s a bit efficient. Perhaps a bit too efficient for its own good. Jay is sitting at the desk in a one woman huddle, pretending it’s all fine. Being a hot person (I know, you all want me, right?) like I am, this chill suits me just fine!
We all took the doggy for a little walk along the beach (yup, the one that, I have to remind all of you repeatedly about) at the end of the road. I think the dog actually took the girls for a walk, rather than the other way around
Anyway, with all these digs and jibes at your chilly snowy weather, what I’m really doing is setting you up for some photos to give you all some Christmas cheer, so here for your viewing pleasure, are the dreary surrounds of suburban Waikiki.
And Piper, as special as ever.
I know, its a hard life.
Ok, for balance, there are some downsides – being 40C hot in a suit is no fun and it might rain tomorrow for a bit.
There, happy now, snow people? :p
Iiiiiiitttttts Christmas
Posted on December 14, 2010
…and I hate it.
Well, not the actual Christmas bit, per se, just the commercialisation of it.
The bit that screams in big neon writing..

From October, the shops were full of tat, ready for the eager consumer to get into the spirit. The TV (which we don’t usually watch – so this year I feel somewhat spared from the worst of the misery) is busy plugging every damn thing as a gift, from barbie dolls to barbequeues (well, this is Oz), solar panels (yup, true story) to swimming pools – all easily available on credit with delivery just in time, order now, terms and conditions apply.
Its like nobody fucking learned anything from the credit crunch.
Ok, it hardly hit Australia to be fair – we had a slow down rather than a crash, and despite Kevin Rudd giving away billions in ‘stimulus’ – the economy is doing ok. Well, that’s relative, ok as long as there’s stuff in the ground to dig up and sell to the Chinese.
Anyway, I’m side-tracking – people are splurging wildly on credit again. Its madness.
And if not on credit, they’re blowing the cash like the party will never end. Some of our friends went shopping and accidentally blew $6000. Ok, they are loaded and do work hard – I’m not begrudging them their indulgences, they deserve whatever they want, but its the casualness of the spend that had me open mouthed.
And its the same everywhere here, and by the judge of things, its not much different anywhere else in the world.
So, thats why I hate Christmas, its the embodiment of stupid. The personification of credit driven commercialism that didn’t exactly end well before. The banks are continuing to sell us all down the river of credit, the money go round is back and people are blindly hopping on once more for a ride on the never never.
Ho ho bloody ho.
What ever happened to what Christmas is really about? Even if you’re not a Christian, what about the family aspects of it? Why not treat it as a kind of Thanksgiving?
I really hope you all have a properly happy Christmas with your families, enjoy the gifts and gift giving for what it is, not how much you spent or received and most of all, take some time to be grateful for what you really have in life and what makes you truly happy, not what things you have and how much they cost.
Me – I’m grateful for my family. And chocolate.
mad dash
Posted on December 7, 2010
I had my Tuesday free time again tonight, but as the sunset and golden hour is now later than the time I have available, its difficult to get any decent landscape shots.
So, as there was a good breeze, I bolted down to Safety Bay to see who was out on the water.
I met a lad from Devon with a camcorder in a waterproof housing filming his mates doing some cool tricks. It turns out he’s Ned Taylor, UK #1 freestyle champ. Not that he even really mentioned he did much kite surfing. So much modesty! I’m sure I got some shots of him the other day actually – be good to see what he can do for the camera.
Anyway, we had a good chat – he was really getting in there with the filming – very cool – all those wide angle on the water shots you see on TV of kite surfers – well, that’s how they do it – waist deep in water!
I got a few shots, but I had so little time – shame really – hopefully I’ll get another chance to come down and take some really cool shots of them all out practising.
I’ll be back for more soon 🙂
fuzzy logic
Posted on December 5, 2010
I’ve been watching England steam roller Australia in the second Test of the Ashes series at Adelaide. What a pleasure that is after last time over here and all the over confident jibes from the Aussies over the years.
I’m not getting ahead of myself though, there’s plenty of cricket to play yet and things could easily turn around, but I’m sensing strength, patience and team cohesion from the English, whereas I’m seeing raggedness and increasing desperation and frustration from the Baggy Greens.
I suspect rain will force a draw at Adelaide, but that draw totally belies the one sided-ness of the this test.
We’re a bit chilly down here this week – only 22-25C – brrrr. Ok, I say this just to piss off anyone in the Northern Hemisphere that is currently suffering from feet of cold white global warming. We had a very low tide today, so I went for a paddle in the sea. Hey, its a hard life down here, we have to put up with snakes and spiders dontchaknow.
Now I need to go for a run to get some Tim Tams, so I shall leave you with a crazy photo of the beach that I took a few weeks ago, hope ya like.
Spring Clean
Posted on December 4, 2010
Its been a few weeks since we gave the house a good clean and time can wait no more.
Its on
Spring Cleaning.
All the windows open, dusters at the ready, new bag in the vacuum, bleach and sprays locked and loaded.
*aaaaaaiiiiiiitchooooo*
Damn, there’s always a downside.
Dust. Meh!
Be back tomorrow once all the chores are done!
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