Posted on August 26, 2017
It’s that time of year again – back to Blighty to see my beautiful children.
2 weeks in Kent, chilled out, plenty of fun and hopefully some lovely British sunshine. Still chasing kilograms and fitness, so I’m bringing my running gear and going to eat as healthily as I can.
This time I flew via Dubai on Emirates. I’ve been that route twice before I think – Emirates are pretty good, on par with Singapore airlines I think, although Dubai airport isn’t as nice as Changi in my opinion (not enough places to sit down outside the gates whilst one is waiting for an onward flight) but its modern and smart and efficient.
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Posted on March 19, 2011
When the kids go their father’s house every other weekend, Saturday is the ritual lazy morning day.
Jay and I chill on the sofa, have a late breakfast and catch up with each other’s lives. Well, it’s hard when we’re busy during the week to get a solid block of time to not have to think about other stuff.
Today we decided to go for a little amble down to the foreshore and get morning coffee.
Posted on March 17, 2011
I was talking to Charlene about sleep, more specifically the narcoleptic napping kind.
I’m good at it.
A seasoned pro in fact. Especially on a train.
I used to work in London and always managed fall asleep on the one hour train journey home. Mostly, I’d set an alarm so I would be woken up before my stop, which, being towards the end of the line (for most of the trains I caught) meant the train was almost deserted by that point.
I only missed my stop once at the end of a regular day, which meant a wasted 20 mins or so turning around on the next train back – a small price to pay for being an idiot.
The trouble came at the end of an irregular day.
Once that involved a little imbibing.
Those kinds of sleeps were somewhat more instant and lasted longer.
Once, I found myself at a place called Mitcheldever (you can google it – its miles from anywhere, 3 stops from my station) on the last train of the night. There’s no phone signal there, I had no change for a phone and there’s about 3 houses and thats it for about 10 miles in each direction.
Luckily, a freight train pulled in on the other platform waiting for a signal, so I shot over and begged the driver to get me back to civilisation, which he duly did. I had to catch a cab back to my stop, but hey, at least I was home.
Then I stuffed up badly. I overshot my stop by one, ending up in the next town (where I previously caught the taxi from) on the last train. And there were no taxis anywhere. I phoned lots of cab companies, but it was way past midnight. Bugger. I would have called my (now ex) wife, but my daughter would have been sleeping too and that would have meant getting them up to get me – not clever.
So I thought I’d walk.
In the pitch black.
In a suit and posh shoes.
Along unlit roads with no footpaths.
I stopped a few times before that to try to hitch a lift, but it was way dark and nobody was stopping. Funny that.
So I walked back.
Took me hours and by the time I was back to the station my feet were killing me. In fact, the skin on the balls of my feet had rubbed off and my shoes were full of blood. Bugger. I rolled in in the middle of the night, stone cold sober, knackered, bleeding and exhausted.
Now I’m a little more careful with trains, but recently, in my new job, working hard, learning, using my brain every day, the journey is a little tiring.
And every day, I’m falling asleep again.
Its only a matter of time before I find myself at the end of the line in Mandurah, 2 stops and 15 minutes past where I need to be. I just hope it’s not on the last train when that happens – its a looong walk from Mandurah to where I live!!